If I get a new Tumblr, who wants to follow me to the other one?

Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.

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Parts Unknown: Newfoundland

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#funny he was an anti-monarchist because this is some king shit

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thisnoisemakesme

l-anon-shitposts

Type O Negative
Christian Woman live at Dynamo Open Air Festival, 1995

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Celebrating Christmas Eve with this motherfucker.

i’m bad at interacting with people regularly but i hope my mutuals know that i consider them to be my friends and i genuinely care about their well-being and lives and stuff

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If I am an angel, paint me with black wings

i bought very tiny jars today. i consider today a success.

i bought very tiny jars today. i consider today a success.

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